I think I make bomb-ass scrambled eggs. 😏

* Flip Hair *


I'm sucha horrible cook. Whenever I whip something decent up, it has to come with the line:

"Can get married liao!"

As of today my future family will survive on:
1. Scrambled Eggs
2. Garlic Bread
3. Campbell Soup – Premium Selection: Mushroom Seafood

But hey! I (shamelessly) think I've mastered those okay! Although eggs and bread and canned soup don't sound like much. But my eggs are runny on the inside πŸ’―, my garlic bread has herb and is perfectly salted (with salt & self whipped butter), my mushroom soup has fresh (and canned) finely chopped shiitake (button) mushrooms. πŸ„ (Virgo syndrome)

(justifications) 😌

Aiyah nvm. 😞

Cooking is like rocket science. Once I stepped into the kitchen and cut my fingers twice, yes, in the same session. πŸ€•πŸ”ͺ

Professional cooking results, simplified.

Someone I know (but still don't know who yet) gifted me a cooker. πŸ˜’

For realz.

It came in the mail that day (postman at my doorstep and all). It's a Sous Vide Cooker, with no note.


Immediate thoughts were:
1. This person knows I can't cook
2. Aw so thoughtful (cos you probably cannot go wrong with a pre-programmed fire-less cooking device right?) πŸ˜ƒ
3. Wait, WTHeck IS THIS SARCASM. 😑

I still don't have a clue who sent this.

Mixed feelings.

But I think whole new level liao. Me + the kitchen, evidently not happening. & it seems like I'm not the only one aware of this non-existent no-sided love.

No, I don't like to cook. (Wait, let me rephrase this, I CAN'T cook. But I like chopping / mincing / doing the dishes more). We all like different things and cooking is just.. not my forte.

I cook to survive. Like eat to live or live to eat? I live to eat, but cook to live.

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